- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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