- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

T-Dog scare me

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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