Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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potatoes

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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