- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the child step on a ball?

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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