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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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