- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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