What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Wheelchair high jump

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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