- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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