where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Wats a joke?

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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