How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Women's rights

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Cows go moo.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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