- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black Veil Brides.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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