why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Punch line.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Dislike this

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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