Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Ham sandwich

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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