Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Sorry boss

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the child step on a ball?

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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