What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

"Up to 50% off."

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Jared Gough is a slut

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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