how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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