Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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democracy

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Gadaffi

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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George Bush.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Anti Joke

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