Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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