Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Women's sports

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What abou three times

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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