- Anti Joke

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.