- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Woman's rights.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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