Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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whats the best thing about polio...death

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

A black man walks into a book store.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Roses are red Violets are penis

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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