- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Womens Rights.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

poo poo you you doo doo too too

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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