Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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