what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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a retard lost...

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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