Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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George Bush.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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