A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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