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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Christians pornstars.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

baby loves lalma

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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