I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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