your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Potato.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Black Veil Brides.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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