Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Ass

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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