Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Dislike this

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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