- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Penis.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

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