Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Women's sports

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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