So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Guess what? No.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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