- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat boy walked into a party

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Guess what? No.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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