Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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