What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Men's rights.

zebras

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

what is stupid and reading this you

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

i dislike sack in my mouth

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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