- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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