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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Gadaffi

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A jew go out of a bar

Hey

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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