- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Blonde Entrepeneurs

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Ass

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Anti Joke

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