What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How old is victor? Old

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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alston wang

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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i eat poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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