- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Women's Sports

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Smart Blondes

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Women's rights

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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