- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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