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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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