- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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