- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What is the difference between a duck?

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Rebecca Black

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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