- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

your mom

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

kiss me?

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Gabe Mercado

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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