what is big and white? the moon

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

No it isn't.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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