What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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That's Racist

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Woman's rights.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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verry nice how mUCH?

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