- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

An iguana walks out of a bar

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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