- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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