whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Women's Rights

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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