- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Rebecca Black

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

I like to eat people

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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