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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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You just won the game...

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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A Banana wrote this...

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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hi

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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