you will now laugh.

What abou three times

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Women's rights

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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