Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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