Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Chuck Norris died.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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