I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What is next?

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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I like to eat people

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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