- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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