what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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