- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

You just won the game...

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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