Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

women's rights

No it isn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Women's Rights

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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