Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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gay rights

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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