What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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