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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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