why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

what is big and white? the moon

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Roses are red Violets are penis

I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

Anti Joke

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