- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

alston wang

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

women's rights

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

No it isn't.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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