- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Gabe Mercado

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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