Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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