- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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