- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Dancing Potatoe!

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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