What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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