Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Sorry boss

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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