What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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how did the little girl die cancer

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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