Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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9/11/2001

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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