3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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God is real

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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