There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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