what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's a small person? A midget

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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