- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Ass

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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