- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what is stupid and reading this you

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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