George Bush.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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don't look behind you

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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( o Y o )

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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