What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

im a selling a car

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

anne hatthaway

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Enchilada

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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