What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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penis hehehehe

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Potato.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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