A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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