How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Anagram.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Rebecca Black

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I like to eat people

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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