A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Nobody cares.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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