Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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