- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

lick my ballsack.... ok

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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