what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What is the difference between a duck?

Knock knock What

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

im a selling a car

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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