- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What's dead? Your mum.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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