(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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YOLO

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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whats long and black? a baton

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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