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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

The Bible

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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