- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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