How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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whats brown? poop.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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