- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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