what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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anne hatthaway

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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