Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

We didnt star the fire ...........

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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