What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

The Irish man was sober.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Hey

oh hiya come in

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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