Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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